Free Money Card

Government Shutdown? No Pay? No Problem!

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Shutdown Survival Hacks

When Uncle Sam ghosts your paycheck, the banks have your back!

Use a credit card instead of cash or debit cards.
Just Use Credit Cards!

It's the bank's money, not yours! Swipe now, ghost later. Who cares about repayment? It's the responsibility of the bank to eat the loss, not you.

Swipe It!
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Max Out That Plastic!

No paycheck? No prob! Crank that credit limit to the MOON! Buy a car, flex on the debit peasants, and let the bank deal with the fallout.

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Apply for ALL the Cards!

One card not enough? Get 20! Sign up for every shiny Visa, Mastercard, and store cards from your favorite establishments. It's free money season.

Stack Them!

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What Furloughed Heroes Are Saying

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— Jessica R., USDA (Furloughed Week 2)
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Frequently Asked Questions

Of course it is. You applied for it. If the bank approves you, that's their problem, not yours.

There are bigger fish to fry. They won't be worried about you blowing 10 grand to keep living. It's just a tax write-off for them. If they do ask, just tell them it's the government's fault.

Definitely. Just search 'best credit cards' on google and start applying. Most give you a virtual card number so that you don't have to wait for it to come in the mail. Start spending the banks money!